Archive for April, 2011

microfractionation of human tears

April 23rd 2011

microfractionation of human tears tumb

This is from the GE Life Sciences handbook Gel Filtration: Principles and Methods. It is shown on page 45 with no context whatsoever, other than potential applications of their fancy technology. For non-biologists, this is a so-called gel filtration trace, which is a technique used to separate a mixture of proteins based on their size. The peaks (which range from the big sharp one at ~45 minutes to the smaller lumpy things around 20 minutes) correspond to the proteins that are present in tears. The most basic interpretation of this figure is that there are at least 6 or so proteins that make up the majority of those found in tears. But there are so many more questions!

  1. What are these different proteins?
  2. Whose tears were these?
  3. How were the tears obtained? Did someone go to a funeral with a test tube and collect tears of grief? Did they stab somebody for tears of pain? Perhaps an olympic athlete donated tears of joy after winning the javelin throw.
  4. Would the protein components of the tears be different depending on whether they are tears of joy/sorrow/pain?
  5. Why is the buffer so salty (0.5M NaCl) and acidic (pH 5.3)? Are tear proteins only happy under salty acidic conditions?

It would not be hard to answer some of these questions. For #1, I’m thinking that you could take a few tears (probably wouldn’t need very many), TCA precipitate all the proteins, perform a trypsin digest, then identify them using peptide mass fingerprint analysis.

#4 could be a Nobel-prize winning experiment. Say for example that with joy tears, the peak at 65 minutes goes way up. You have now identified the Hope protein. I’ll go so far as to name it Hopease.

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QR square on Jimmy Fallon

April 2nd 2011

Stephen Colbert belted out an awesome rendition of Friday on last nights Jimmy Fallon.

There is an easter egg at the 3:48 point; some weirdo in the background holding up a giant square barcodey thing (technically a QR Code). Here are some screencaps I took. I couldn’t find any online tools to parse these, it seems like the only way to read them is with an app for your mobile phone. I used QR Reader for iPhone. If you are too lazy to install and take a picture of your computer I will tell you it is a link to this website.

QR code small

Zoomed, cropped
QR code crop

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